Saturday, October 19, 2013

Squirrel hunters

 Lately, I have been seeing a LOT of squirrels around here. I mean a LOT of them. In my yard too! They are stealing all the pecans. I don't like squirrels.

So this morning, there were a few out in the chicken yard. I let Bubba and Stella go chase them. They went up this tree. I thought the dogs were going up after them! They won't go in the yard where the dogs are now. And the dogs can't get into most of the fenced areas. The squirrels know this.





They also know the cats won't mess with them. This is why. I have 5 more of these lazy animals too.





Friday, October 18, 2013

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Oreo cookies

Husband just called. He said a friend of his had called him and told him he'd heard something about how an Oreo cookie will make you feel good. It has the same effect as opium on the brain. Something like that anyway. He said I need to get a pack of Oreo cookies and when I'm feeling mad or depressed or down, eat a few.  Sounds good to me! I don't need to be told twice to eat an Oreo cookie! So while I'm out today, I'm going to pick up a few packs of them.

 I'll give some to Mrs. T. Maybe that'll make her feel a little happier. Maybe give her a reason to live a little longer.

Then when I'm in a line, waiting, and see everyone getting annoyed at having to wait, I'll pass around Oreo cookies. See what happens.

 Maybe while in a traffic jam, get out and pass out Oreo cookies to all the other drivers. See what happens.

This could be the answer to world peace. I could go to Washington. Pass out Oreo cookies to all the Senators and congressmen and Representatives as they are going in to solve the world's problems. See what happens.

This could go on and on. There are so many possibilities here.

Now the only problem will be if they run out of Oreo cookies. Or milk.